rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

isaia:

samati:

skeletales:

This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha

reblogged before it was even finished.

SUPREME 

nyannerz:

ive come here to receive a rub

dandehaane:

things i need u to please know right now:

• bad days don’t last forever
• napping is never a crime
• all the cells in ur body are working so hard to keep u healthy and happy and they love u very much
• also dogs, they love u very much
• instant hot chocolate takes 2 minutes to make and requires no culinary expertise please indulge urself
• u are a part of this world 
• and a very important part
• don’t doubt that for a single second

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch out

tardisblue-pandas:

Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling